About Me
Welcome to my personal website! If you’re reading this, you more than likely already know who I am, so the concept of you spending time reading my “About Me” page is kind of ironic, but I suppose that means that the very fact that I created an “About Me” page is ironic as well… oh well. Let’s see how efficiently I can summarize my life.
My name is Ben Ballinger (obviously) and I live in Orange County—Huntington Beach to be exact. After 3 grueling years of office slavery, I decided traditional working life is not for me and thus began working for myself as a website developer, which I now do full time from home (woo-hoo!). My interests include working out/martial arts, cooking, playing the guitar and inventing new and totally useless things like a portable desk-sleeping agent that keeps the table edge from digging into your chest while you sleep through an important meeting at work, a final exam at school or while at the wheel during a driving test. Any questions you have about me not answered here will need to be emailed to me—I charge $15.00 an hour for responses.
The purpose of this site is to capture the random thoughts, impressions and opinions that flow through my head day in and day out. As such, unless you are actually me, you probably won’t get any pleasure out of reading any of the drivel on here and will instead likely be left with the perception that I am an egotystical douche-a-louche who loves the sound of my own voice (the look of my own typing, rather?) and you probably wouldn’t be far from the truth.
But hey, it’s my website so I will do whatever the heck I please on here, thank you very much! 
Note: If you had the misfortune of visiting this site accidentally while meaning to visit my formal website, please go here instead and quickly erase any memories of what you’ve seen on these pages, lest they leave you with a distasteful impression of my person.
